понедељак, 13. фебруар 2012.

Too much love will kill you- but I will survive


It’s finally there! Beautiful, pathetic made up holiday, Valentine’s Day! I’m not a big fan, but since everybody has an opinion I’ll give you mine. So, when 14th February comes everybody will have a kind of mixed feelings. Some will be happy, others will be sad, but in the end it is normal. I believe that on this day all people in the World can be grouped in 4 groups.


1. Coupling

In this group there are of course people who have someone by their side for this day, and I’m not talking about all of them, only the annoying one. The one who will write pathetic facebook status about how happy they are, how much they love person with whom they are. Call me unromantic but I believe that love life is build for 2 people in love, and not everyone around them.

Advice for them: If you are in this group I suggest you to listen to songs like “Too much love will kill you” or “Love kills”, just to remind you that maybe next year you’ll be alone, and because I want you to calm down, and demotivate  you for this day- not because I’m bad person, but because you believe that you are winners of this day, but you are not. You forgot the risk of being alone next year.

Don't forget, It will kill you everytime...


2. I’ll always love you- but from the distance

Hypocrites of this day. They will be annoying without any reason. Crying about how they are forever alone, but there is someone they like. The problem with them is that they are not trying to get the person they like, but they except happiness.

Advice for them: Unfortunately humans don’t have telepathic abilities, and unless you try something you’ll be alone for Valentines day, I hope you know what I mean. What is the worst thing that can happen?

Here is some motivation:


3. I’ll always love you- real problem

If  you are in this group, I’m really sorry, I don’t know how to help you. Here there are people who just got dumped, or become part of popular Friendzone. For you this day might be hard, especially if you are in friendzone, by the person who already have someone.

Advice for them:  The only way for you to be happy on this day is to pretend that you don’t care, maybe drink, and be with your friends, it will help, I’m sure.

Don't bother


4. I don’t have partner and I love him very much (And I have partner and I don’t care about this day)
If you are in this group you are the winner of Valentines! If everbody in the World was hear this day would be perfect. Imagine lonely people now getting depressed, and couples in closed doors being happy with the one they should be, and not being annoyed.

Advice for them: You’ll probably be the one other groups will attack. Be brave. 

Something that has nothing to do with Valentines day:


Eat cakes,
Nevena Nikolic

Konacno je stigao! Taj divni, pateticni izmisljeni praznik, dan zaljubljenih! Nisam veliki fan ovog dana, ali oko ovog dana svako ima svoje misljenje. Dakle, kada osvane 14. Februar svi ce osecati nesto, od ljubavi do gorcine, ali to je normalno, svi smo mi ljudi. Sa moje tacke gledista postoje 4 grupe ljudi na taj dan.

1. Parovi

U ovoj grupi su naravno ljudi koji imaju nekoga uz sebe na ovaj dan. Ovde ja ne pricam o svima njima, vec samo onima sto su dosadni. Oni koji ce na facebook-u pisati pateticne statuse o svojoj neizmernoj sreci. Mozda sam neromanticna, ali verujem da je ljubavni svet napravljen za dvoje, a ne za njihovu okolinu.

Savet: Ako ste u ovoj grupi predlazem vam da utorak provedete slusajuci pesme kao sto su “Too much love will kill you” ili “Love kills” (slucajno je Queen u pitanju), koje ce vam samo pomoci da shvatite da sledeci praznik mozete docekati sami, i zato sto zelim da vas malo demotivisem na danasnji dan- ne zato sto sam ja losa osoba, vec zato sto vi mislite da ste pobednici ovog dana, ali niste. Zaboravljate na rizik...

Ne zaboravi, ubice te svaki put



2. Uvek cu te voleti, ali iz daljine

Licemeri dana. Oni ce biti iritantni bez ikakvog razloga i plakati o tome kako ce zauvek biti sami, ali u isto vreme postoji neko ko im se svidja. Njihov problem je sto se ni ne trude da budu sa osobom koja im se svidja, ali ocekuju da ce ta osoba sigurno biti sa njima

Savet: Nazalost telepatija nije razvijena medju ljudima, i ako ne uradis nesto nista se nece desiti. Dan zaljubljenih je idealan dan da nesto promenis. Sta je najgore sto se moze desiti?

Malo motivacije



3. Uvek cu te voleti- ali zaista nesrecno

Ako si u ovoj grupi, zaista mi je zao, i ne znam kako da ti pomognem. Ovde su ljudi koji su nedavno ostavljeni, ili postali clanovi popularne “zone prijatelja”. Za vas ovaj dan bi mogao biti tezak, narocito ako osoba koju zelite vec ima nekoga.

Savet: Jedini nacin da budes srecan ovog dana je da se pravis da te je bas briga, mozda popijes po neko pice, i da se okruzis prijateljima, oni ce uvek pomoci.

Ne brini



4. Nemam decka i mnogo ga volim (i Imam decka, ali me bas briga za ovaj dan)

Ako si u ovoj grupi onda si pobednik dana zaljubljenih! Da su svi na svetu u kao ti ovaj dan bi bio savrsen. Zamisli usamljene ljude koji nisu depresivni, i parove koji svoju ljubav samo daju jedno drugom, i ne smaraju ostatak sveta.

Savet: Ostale grupe ce te verovatno napasti svojim osecanjima. Budi hrabar.

Nesto sto nema veze sa danom zaljubljenih.



Jedite kolace,
Nevena Nikolic

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  1. Ahahahh! Odlican post-potpuno se slazem...ja bas nesto ne volim svu tu patetiku i mislim da taj jedan dan nista ne znaci, ko se voli i ne zna koji je datum. :P lama je baaas super! :)

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